One Liners

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  1. Patsy Faye

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    An established comedian here of many years, once said .............
    'When I told them I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed - well they're not laughing now are they'
    :D
    I love this line - heard any that give you a good giggle ? ...........
     
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    I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.;)
     
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    Yeah, them Hoover's suck.:D
     
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    I bought a dog and named him shark, now I'm banned from every beach in California.
     
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    :)
     
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    Henny Youngman, King of the one-liners!;):)
     
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    You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back what you’ve lost is a pigeon.;)
     
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    Probably the worst thing you can hear, while wearing a bikini, is "Good for you."
     
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    Heard a great line from Judge Judy - she says to a weird, off the wall, girl
    'Are you on medication ?'
    Girl - 'No'
    Judy - 'Well you should be' :rolleyes:
    :D
    (me ribs ached :p)
     
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    It pains me to say this....



    But I have a sore throat! :)
     
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    My wife thinks I'm too old fashioned
    and will leave me if i dont change my ways..

    me thinks the wench doth protest too much!
     
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    Wife and I love all the Lines that the Minions say on Facebook. A lot of them, simply hilarious!
     
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    LOL :D That's me favourite ! :p
     
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