Hey @Ike Willis did you ever hear the one about the little boy that felt so different because he had a golden-screw instead of a belly-button? His folks finally told him if he wanted to be like everyone else to go up to the Fairy God-Mother on the hill. So he did, and asked her the special favor, take away the golden screw and give him a normal belly-button. She waved her magic wand and voila, there was his new naval and the screw was gone. He was so over-joyed he ran down the hill to show his parents and his ass fell off, the end.
Oh what a scream, LOL!! Love it @Kate Ellery , @Honey Gee had that cool one of Tom and Jerry, can't take credit for that one Now you know someone is going to have to have a come-back, LOL!!