As far as the go to Hell gang goes, why don't we all go down to the bank and remove all the money so when they come to rob it, there won't be a single penny there.. Chuck, your sister Emily sounds lovely.. I am looking for a wife and I was wondering if she was available.. She can teach the school kids while I teach her to fish, hunt, groom the horses, feed the pigs, farm and cook..
First I need a place to stay and some shut eye. Then we all mosey down to the bank and tell the owner about the Go to Hell gang's plans to rob them. So if y'all are teachin' Emily about all those thangs.. lark.. fishin', huntin' horse groomin', pig feeding'.. when is she supposed to fand tarm for school teachin'?
(Emily says with her soft voice) Brother, I wish I could teach the school kids properly. I will not only teach them the subjects, but also to teach them how to conduct themselves. I can learn how to fish, hunt and farm whilst I'm off. I don't have to learn how to cook. You remember my passing man was a connoisseur. He was the master of Shepherd's pie, Rosemary chicken, Yorkshire pudding, and many others. I wish he was still alive and we were still enjoying our great life in England. Oh, I should stop it now and carry on! Anyway, when should I start teaching at school then?
Sister you are not supposed to be here. How did you get here without me fetching y'all from the railroad station.. Our plan was that I was to inform you to com when I was sure this town was suitable for us. I do not even know whether they are in need of a schoolteacher. As for the other like pig feedin', huntin' and such.. is that what you want to do. Sounds to me this man does not want you to work but help him on a farm. Is that what you want.. to be a farmer's warf and work from dawn to dusk?
No, brother! That scares me then, if I have to be in the farm helping him. This place is so strange. I know you will always take care of me. Where will we go now?
Emily we can stay here providing there is work.. And yes I will always take care of you. I suppose I can find farm work if you cant teach. I have some money put aside to find us a little cottage once we get settled. It will be fine. Just trust me sis.
Hold it... Did you see what the Mayor and all the councillors did ?? They went over to the bank, took ALL the money out for safe keeping and they kept all the money... They stole everyone's money.. They are all thieves.. What are we going to do about that ?? My suggestion is to get some lumber, go to the centre of town, build a platform and hang the group together for cheating us out of our hard earned cash....
My sister and I are newcomers to your town. We came here for some peace and quiet.. and walk smack bang into corrupt politicians and cut throat gangs. I had hoped I had left all that behind me. Count out my sister and I from taking part in any lynchin'.. I am headin' over to Shirley's Saloon and gettin' drunk.
Before you go to Shirley's saloon, remember that is where the crooked gang of local politicians are.. Actually that is where they use the saloon as their headquarters.. Many a person went to the saloon and many a person was carried out of the saloon, .... feet first .....
Then I dont think this town is for my sister and me. Like I say I gave up the gun 20 year back to avoid this kinda town with its crooked politicians and cattle rustlers and every young punk trying to take me down with a gun. I heard that the fast kid that beat me to the draw back in South Carolina was killed in a gunfite himself 5 year back. I found myself kinka feelin' sorry for him. He let me live when he cudda put me six feet under yet his killer did not pay him the same mersy.
Brother, I don't want to be here! This place is kinda strange; it's not a friendly place for us. Everyone has no smile when they look at us. What's happening here?
Swifty Swanson has hung up his guns and become a preacher. Instead of shoot'em, he's gonna save'em. If I had a picture of Miss Emily, I could make her a teacher.
Shirley the saloon keeper do I Chuck Swanson have a say about this. If I and my sister Emily stay I kinda prefer to be a lawman and run this gang and corrupt politicians out of this town.. btw what is the town's name again?