Seriously from one professor to another.. (a sarcastic snigger) we intend seeking an exorcism from the church. The former owner of this house dabbled in the blackest of black magic and evidently conjured a demon which possessed him. He killed his wife and god knows how many other people. We have seen what he now looks like and it is not pretty. Do you want to see just what we are dealing with?
Boy o Boy... Do we ever have our hands full with this one.. Somehow we MUST get rid of the demons before they get rid of us.. I think we have been looking at all of this a bit too lightly.. its serious and important for our safety to do something and quick.. Now, what if we …..………………………………………...
Howdy Professor Ken! I just stopped by to see if you have me set up for communion? Ya know, since we gave up serving grape juice and started using your grape flavored, no calorie, no fat elixir, the communion day services have picked up considerably. Yeah, and when we switched communion from the end of the service to the beginning well, things have gotten a little spirited so to speak. Well, gotta go. I have to see a couple of people about blessing a house. The word I got was they not only want me to bless the house but exercise some demons! The thing is, I don’t think demons need exercise. They’re already dead so what good does exercising them do? Besides, making one or more demons stick around and do jumping jacks and push ups seems a little hard to do given their propensity for a bunch of tomfoolery. Ya know, flittin’ here and flittin’ there and trying to scare folks. Nope, making them pay attention will not be easy to do!
Well sir.... Why is it we all have confidence in you.... I am sure you can help get rid of the demons.... Bonne Chance !!!!! ……. That's "good luck" in French....
We got the gold to Professor Ken. We got the elixir. We all took a big swallow. Except Preacher Bob. He was filled with the Holy Spirit and needed nothing else. Steve went down to Dollar General and got three candles and a lighter. Steve, Craig and I placed the candles in a triangle on the floor and placed the book in the center of the triangle. We each lit one candle then held hands and said, "eclap siht evael nomed" thirteen times. That is "Demon, leave this place" backward. Preacher Bob stood back and repeated the 23 Psalm as we spoke. As we said the phrase the ninth time, the floor began to shake violently. As we said it for the eleventh time, the walls began to crumble and the windows shattered. As we said it the thirteenth time, the candles flared up to the ceiling. We could see the demon with the red eyes in the flames. Somebody shouted, "RUN!!!!!" As we ran, the flames consumed the ceiling and burned through to the second floor. In minutes, the whole house was engulfed in flames. We stood outside and watched until the whole thing was just ashes. Later after the ashes had cooled down, we walked through them. The only thing left was a picture; the same picture we had seen hanging over the mantle. I picked it up and she seemed to smile at us. Then the picture crumbled to ashes and was scattered to the winds. Rest in peace, Francesca
Francesca is now at peace. Father Cole has the demon been vanquished tho? Yes we all saw him in the flames but is he gone.........
I agree 100%... I mentioned about a sports team that is always getting into trouble... Any sport, you pick it... A complete problematic team.. Just a suggestion …. What other suggestion do you have without any ghosts or dead people...????????????????
Well, lets see if Mr. Craig goes along with our idea.... After all, he is our new monitor, greeter, controller and boss man...…. good for him....