Living In Assisted Living

I own a Lazy-Boy recliner...Fully Manual Controls...one hand lever!

I won't be trapped by power outages!

Hal

 

Well my recliner has battery backup which I don't put batteries in because I've got a generator to take care of all my power need in car of an outage.

 

Some might say that being shot directly in the buttocks by a jealous husband might be better. (as opposed to being shot whilst Sitting in a jealous husband’s easy chair wearing His drawers and enjoying one of His cold beers.

 

Good Lord!

 

HE IS

 

It's a nice gesture but a Free Months Rent Would Be Nicer

 

Well, it's the thought that counts. Hope you are having a nice father's day, Lon.

 

What is that, Lon?

 

It's a bottle of coke which I never drink.

 

I thought it looked like Coke, Lon, but I was hoping it would be a bottle of fine wine.

 

Lon, it's missing a Cocktail Glass, Ice Cubes, and a Jigger of Bacardi Rum!

Howl

 

I prefer Scotch No Coke

 

There are those who can guess a drinker's personality just by what he/she orders.

Do you believe this? Neither do I.

Howl

 

No I don't believe it.

 

RENT & CARE FEES Rent typically covers, apartment, all meals, cleaning,laundry,transportation,Cable,WIFI, Fitness Center, Activity Center, Library, Entertainment Trips. Care Fees are based on the Assessment of each residents needs, Some need bathing assistance, dressing & grooming, medication management, feeding assistance. There is a specific monthly charge for each need. Only a very small part of my of my rent is for Care Fees because I am still reasonably independent.