https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...0244093255&mid=75D9CA4BC6F423B6191775D9CA4BC6 I have always loved this guy- clean but so funny. I think the second video works best.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Johnny was always getting into trouble. One year he dressed as a pirate for the class Halloween party. Teacher: "Well, look at that! It's Cap'n Hook!! And tell me, Cap'n, where are your buccaneers?" Johnny: "Under my buckin' hat!"
E="Dwight Ward, post: 533026, member: 1767"]I don't get it because I don't know any of the cusswords you all do.[/QUOTE] I detect a taste of sarcasm in that remark