Just For Laughs

I don't know if this is the place for this or not. But since I've had sleep apnea for 16 years, I am on 2 forums where we keep updated on new machines, new masks, etc. that help on our journeys to try to combat this disease. Well, I was informed today that there is a new invention ready to be marketed which supposedly helps with all the problems we fight, such as snoring, restless leg syndrome and other things. I won't mention its name, because I know we are not supposed to promote any product names on a forum.

I was very interested because the FDA approved it and determined that the device reduces loud snoring by more than 20% of 87 out of 115 patients that the FDA assessed, and that was just using it for 20 minutes a day. Right away, I knew that I had to have one - just imagine what it would do for me if I wore for longer periods of time. But there is just one catch!

Now, I'm not in anyway obsessed with my personal grooming or how I look when out and about, or even at home (we've had 53 good married years). Of course there have been times when I wished I did not have to use a mask and cpap machine at night, because to be honest, it doesn't do much for my sex appeal, if you know what I mean.

So I was very excited when I was told about this, but that's before I saw a picture of one wearing it. At first I thought, "No way!", then when I saw this pictured in an ad for it, I changed my mind.
If I can get the same reaction from my wife as is portrayed in this photo, maybe I should get one after all. What do you think?

 

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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar. The bartender turns to the rabbit and says, "What'll you have?" The rabbit say, "I don't know! The only reason I am here is because of auto-correct!"

 

You know that is a set-up, right? The woman is either laughing at the thing or her husband. The counters are all spotless clean. The man is using a Cutting Board! and the woman is affectionately holding a man with a knife.

 

How expensive would it be to try it out, Hugh?

 

I curious whether the rabbit would have room for a yarmulke with those big ears.

 

So, obviously the bunny is circumcised. Kinda mean, I think.

 

You're cracking me up. You win this one. Dwight surrenders.

 

That thing looks like a lot like a crack pipe.

 

Well get busy and find where it's made, sold,used.