A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbi met regularly for coffee, and theological discussions. One day, they all were discussing whether animals have souls. They decided to go into the nearby forest and each would try to convert an animal to his particular faith. Three weeks went by and the priest met the minister. He asked how their experiment was going. The minister exclaimed it was going divinely. He was going to baptize a skunk next Saturday. The priest said that on Sunday, he was going to give Communion to a raccoon. Hearing voices, they turned and saw a team of EMTs carrying the rabbi out of the woods on a stretcher. He was very badly hurt and bleeding. They rushed over and asked him what had happened. He said that he would never, ever try to circumcise a grizzly bear again.
I looked at this for a while before I got it... haven't had enough coffee this morning. But it's wrong. Six without the S is icks. Btw, I'll soon be LXIX years old.
Lois do you like Red Skeletin corny jokes? Here is one I rememebr from childhood Red told, A man said he was so hungry and he hadn't had a bite in a week,so I bit him.
Well, I'm getting up there. It's been years since I've had a woman who wanted to I've always liked older women, though. ( Wink, wink, nudge, nudge )