1-Talk about your Brokeback Mountain. 2-If I had to give that horse advice, I'd say talk softly as you climb on her. 3-Just say "Neigh." Actually, that horse is not saddled. She ain't gettin' up there.
Members of chess society were bragging about their match wins in the hotel lobby when the manager threw them all out. He didn't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day. The audience clapped when the guest chef made some fancy meringue. I was very surprised, as Australians usually boo meringue.