Hitting the boots and scoots tavern would have that truck compressed and ready for burial. His taking his sorry ass to the boots and scoots would qualify the same as taking out the garbage No self-respecting country girl would want to drive that piece of crap, so it wasn't that.
A funny incident that happened to me a couple of summers ago. We were doing our weekly shopping and I was waiting for DH when a little girl about four or five years old stopped in front of me. I was wearing a short sleeved blouse so my prosthetic arms were fully visible. She looked at me long and hard, walked round my wheelchair then bent down and looked underneath it. Then she said. ”Are you a robot and where are you hiding your legs?” At that point a very flustered mommy arrived on the scene mumbled an apology and started pulling her away. I called them back and explained that I’d been sick and that the doctors had to take my arms and legs away. She asked me when I would get them back and I told her that I would never get them back so I had ”pretend” arms and showed her how I use them and open and close the hooks. She accepted my explanation and off they went. Kids are so matter of fact. We had a good laugh afterwards.