100 years ago, everyone had a horse but only the rich had cars. Now, everyone has a car but only the rich have horses. Oh, how the stables have turned.
In order to avoid a deficit of groans, I off the following (with apologies if previously posted): ------------------------------------------------------------------- How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
One mouse asks the other, "Are you going to take the shot?". "No way, man! They haven't even finished the human trials yet."
Restaurants in the Ukraine run by Russian loyalists are busy preparing a new dish - vodka infused gravy over french fries. They call it Vladimir Poutine.