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What sort of music should you listen to while fishing?

Definitely something catchy

 

Awful, just awful.
I was talking to this guy about medical problems and I asked him how his prostate was. He says Oh, Delaware is doing okay.

 

Were I to lose my hair, I would buy an inexpensive wig. It would be a small price toupee.

 

John is wiggy.

 

Another warning by Dr Fauci:
Do you begin to sweat when pulling into a gas station? Does your mouth get dry as you pay for your fill-up?
You may have car-owner virus.

 

Perhaps obscure for some, but fitting:

How does a Japanese chihuahua say “Hello”?
Konichihuahua

 

While checking the oil, I saw two bumps on my car's battery.
I had them tested and one came back positive.
I hope it's not terminal.

 

If you think gasoline is expensive, have you looked at chimneys lately?

They're through the roof.

 

Did you hear about the monster known as Captain Kirk?

He had a right ear, a left ear and a final front ear.

 

So, so bad. You've been taking lessons from John West.

 

The only thing Flat-Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

 

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll hang around.

 

Arg to you, Shirley Martin. I'm going to get Ken to delete this whole thread - just gets worser and worser.

 

Shug, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

 

Did you know that Biden is in the hospital?

No! What's the matter with him.

He can't stop pootin'.