For those with a felt need to groan a lot or who have forgotten all the golden oldies: Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Q. Do old skeptics ever die? A. There is no conclusive evidence either way, yet their future is doubtful.
There’s stuff that makes me groan and then there’s stuff that is sooooo stoooopid that a mere groan just isn’t enough. Anyone for reading the directions before using their rice cooker? If all else fails, use the fire extinguisher to fill up your tires. Always wondered why tire rims were made that way……
Just something duh (or maybe double duh) to groan about. I was listening to Big Bill Broonsy as he sung the original version of Jimmy Crack Corn. It was a YouTube production and only had a picture of Brooney with his guitar whilst the music played in the background. The groan part was found in one of the comments: “How does he sing without moving his lips??? (yes, with three question marks).
Pirate walks into a ear piercing parlor and asks how much it costs to get an ear pierced. The ear piercer replies. "Hey its a buck an ear"