Graduating From Old To Older

I was watching this woman for years on makeup tips till her style just didn't fit me anymore, but it was fun cyber knowing her, she was real comical.

 

So now I watch this lady who is a little older, she too is fun and I learn about makeup, and fashion from her.
After all I do want to be presentable to the wildlife.

 

I would prefer we all just have the option to start over from the beginning. If we can leave this planet and travel hundreds of millions of miles with our technology in space there has to be a way to stop old age, it better happen soon is all I can say. ha

 

Old age? I hear we are the first generation to not live longer than our parents.

 

Patty is using a shoehorn to grab things; well, our snake grabber is just as good for grabbing heavy objects plus=s it doesn't hurt the snake. Hubby had a grabber but it was weak.

 

We're in deep trouble when our own government is killing off our service members and their families with poison water. But true all the women on my Grandmothers side do live into their mid 90s or higher. The men do well if they aren't life long smokers or drunks. My Grandmothers brothers all did well even when they had serious issues all their lives. One Uncle lived to be 96 and he was a cigar smoker and beer drinker, and he had an enlarged heart and still made it to 96.

 

Thats is good Thomas, some of mine lived long too.
What do you do to be presentable or dress up sometimes?

 

I wear socks, but only to funerals.

 

@Faye Fox , you know you want to give us some ways to fix up or improve whats left.

 

That and clean underwear when going to the doctor.

 

I do? Oh dear, this caught me by surprise. Well, I can't compare to either of the babes in the videos. If you want just to be presentable to wildlife, I suggest becoming a nudist and embracing nature. Livestock and wildlife are not judgemental and even unshaven legs find favor in their eyes.

I am only 71 and single, so I am a bit puzzled myself how to transition from old to older. Ask yourself WWFD (What Would Faye DO) and then do the opposite and that will probably be the best path to successful aging.

 

Ok then I try this, but remember since I don't get out much, like hardly ever, I will use it or lose it far as maintenance goes. I can't see my left eye since the stroke so that is challenging. I ask hubby if that eye looks ok. He says, Yea it looks fine, so I say " put your glasses on and then tell me."

 

A Snake grabber!! To grab snakes! An item definitely not on my Christmas list!

 

Most of these snakes aren't poisonous, hubby has gotten 2 very large rat snakes just this week, one yesterday. We used to have rats from the field, since the snakes moved in, no more rats. Of course we are careful with the poisonous ones.

 

Ack! I hate all snakes, friend or foe, lol. It had better be a dead snake I'd be grabbing for, whilst using the snake grabber thingy. Even then, I would be hustling fast as the wind to flip it out into a field, (grabber and all) or someplace so the buzzards can finish it off!