Groan

Pretty cheap.

 

When Satan lost his hair, there was hell toupee.

 

I do love a good pun.

 

Bravo! I laughed like a drain.

 

From here on out I'm identifying as a bisexual octopus named Herzogovina-Jerry.

The second amendment says I have a right to be well armed.

 

I'll never get married again. Why go through all that trouble? I'll just find a woman I hate and buy her a house.

 

I just found out the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

 

Then there was the blond man who fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

 

Survey time. Who's worse with the worst jokes, Shirley or John?

 

John

 

John, of course. Let's burn his joke book.