Having a laugh and taking things less seriously is all and not meant to antagonize anyone Mary. Throughout this board and other “laugh” topics, any number of people, occupations, beliefs, races, hobbies, animals etc all over the world have been the brunt of a laugh of two. Comedians make a gazillions dollars just poking fun at ‘stuff” My goodness, I even laugh sometimes when I look in the mirror. Rare is the time when humor can’t be found in almost everything…….except stepping in dog poop when I first wake up in the morning.
Two ladies bumped into each other at a store. "Hello, Rosie, I've not seen you for 10 years or more, how is John, your husband?" "Hi, Mary, it's 14 years actually and sadly, John died." "Oh I'm so sorry, Rosie, how did, John die?" "Food poisening, Mary, he ate poisonous mushrooms, anyway, 9 years ago I met, Tom, we fell in love and got married, but sadly Tom passed away too" "Oh, Rosie, I'm so sorry, come here, let me give you a hug....... do you mind if I ask how, Tom died?" "He died of severe head wounds, Mary." "Oh, that's awful Rosie, how did Tom get the head wounds?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms." .
Two 90 year old guys, Leo and Frank, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Leo was dying, Frank visited him every day. One day Frank said “Leo, we both loved playing baseball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there.” Leo looked up at Frank from his deathbed and said, “Frank you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.” Shortly after that, Leo passed on. A few nights later, Frank was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, “Frank...Fraaaaank” “Who is it?” asked Frank sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?” “Leo-- it's me, Leo.” “'You're not Leo, Leo just died.” “I'm telling you, it's me, Leo” insisted the voice. “Leo!....Where are you?” “In Heaven,” replied Leo. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.” “Well, tell me the good news first,” said Frank. “The good news,” Leo said, “is that there's baseball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired.” “That's fantastic,” said Frank. “It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?” “You're pitching Tuesday.”
This is funny and also true. Hershey's has gone woke big time. They're coming out with a candy bar called Her-Shes. That's all we need - radical feminists on a sugar rush. Off topic - I've decided on my personal pronouns. Address me in the future as God's Gift To Women.