Sifu Phil Bonifonte

I'm "semi-retired" (still work when the fit is upon me) and spend most of my time shooing the cat off the kitchen counter. My favorite food on this earth is pepperoni pizza and I am mostly bald with a trimmed beard and a scroungy ponytail.

I have a bad habit of slipping into Medieval speech patterns at times.

I have a useless graduate degree in Metaphysics and an OMD (Doctor of Oriental Medicine) designation. I taught martial arts (T'ai-Chi) for 35+ years and owned several schools around the country. Now I have one private student who has been with me for over 15 years.

Talk about dedication!

I'd like to spend the waning years of my life either in Florida or Colorado - Florida for the sun and sand, Colorado for the legal weed.