So Captain Kirk Walks Into A Bar...

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  1. Michael Santi

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    As Kirk goes to sit down he sees a Romulan sitting in the shadows near the wall .... Kirk pulls out his weapon, fires and the Romulan hits the floor unconcious .... Kirk keeps a steady ion stream pulsing toward the near dead Romulan for another full minute, then strides over to the bar .... The bartender walks over and says ... " Say Captain, why the long phase ?

    ( Crap, I wasn't supposed to create a new thread for this, sorry .....)
     
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    LOL !
    I don't get it ...........o_O :p

    I know about the horse that walks into a bar and the bartender says - 'Why the long face' ...........:p
     
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    I deleted my reply...I don't get it either but it sounds like a joke the guys on Big Bang would tell.
     
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    LOL Chrissy ! :p
     
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    Fishin'. If Michael will get a boat to go along with his bike, I think we might be able to work out a deal. [​IMG]
     
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    Crissy, Star Trek weapons were called Phasers .... you 'Phased' an enemy .... Kirk shot a long long blast ... a long Phase ..
     
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    GHAAAA ! ............. If I only had a starfleet uniform , I'd be sitting there too ... lol !
     
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