Having just purchased the Whole Foods grocery store chain, Amazon is now on a roll and has announced that their new challenge will be "why not just buy the whole world ?" . Amazon believes that for an offer of $450 trillion, they should be able to purchase the whole world, land, oceans, and all of the world's structures. There is nothing like a company havinging high goals and dreams, and according to the report in the Babylon Bee, this would just be the first step in expansions for the gigantic corporation. It seems to me that Amazon does a pretty good job of running their company, and I can't see why we would be any worse off with Amazon running the world than we are now with some of the crazy world leaders that we have and all of the fighting everywhere. What do you think, would Amazon make things better or worse for the world ? http://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-buy-whole-world-450-trillion/
Amazon is so damn efficient and well organized I can see them becoming THE NEW WORLD ORDER and ya know what? I think they would do a great job.