Your Philosophical One Liners

If at first you don't succeed, to hell with it!

 

"Do everything with a good heart, expect nothing in return, and you will never be disappointed."

 

beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone

 

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy even if you have to leave them alone to do it.

 

I think it was CLINT EASTWOOD who said in one of his films "A MAN HAS GOTTA KNOW HIS LIMITATATIONS"

 

Laughing is a sensation of feeling good all over and principally showing it in one spot.

 

It is really pretty easy to be wise: just think of something stupid to say and do not say it.

A person does not need a parachute to skydive but he does need a parachute to skydive the second time.

It may be the early bird which catches the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

 

It never did the worm any good, to be early!