Your Philosophical One Liners

"If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!" - George Carlin

 

“I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.” - Kurt Vonnegut

 

"If you have learned how to disagree without being disagreeable, then you have discovered the secret of getting along - whether it be business, family relations, or life itself." - Bernard Meltzer

 

“Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.” - Albert Einstein

 

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

We hang the petty thieves but promote the great ones to public office.

-Aesop

 

Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

 

"In selecting men for office, let principle be your guide. Regard not the particular sect or denomination of the candidate--look to his character." - Noah Webster

 

Naught to do but call in the dawgs an pizz on the far. Uncle Bill

 

I'm also a Vegetarian!

I Always have vegetables with my steaks, chops, burgers and roasts.

Hal

 

My house is so small that I have to go outside to change my mind...

Hal

 

You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West

 

One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane. -Tesla

 

Here are 4 one liners........ forgive me for piling up:

What Robert Casey Sr. taught me by James Carville

first: Never give up.
second: You can’t live a whole life in politics.
third: Never give in on a principle.
fourth: Even toward the end of the 20th century you can be honest and honorable in political life and let the chips fall where they may.

 

This is a repeat.....but still true!

Every room in the hospital is a waiting room!