Your Philosophical One Liners

Few things are more annoying than nosey people following you from site to site, it's really online stalking, sticking their noses in things that are none of their business, just so they have something to gossip about.

"Nosey" is how "nosy" should be spelled, with the nose right in there, the way people stick their noses in other people's business.

 

If a face could launch a thousand ships..................... the sea would be full

 

“Wherever you are, that’s where you’re at.”
The world’s foremost authority, Professor Irwin Corey

 

A mathematician will throw up his hands and never start because he knows he can never get there. But, an engineer will be off and running because he knows he can get close enough for all practical purposes!

 

Talk's cheap, it takes money to buy whisky.

 

If I owned a bar, I would have that put on a sign.

 

"watch the donut...not the hole"
Burl Ives