Your third elephant cartoon reminded me of a true event long ago. When my little niece, at age 4, observed my sister diapering her new baby brother, she said very seriously to her mommy, "I think it's so interesting that God made boys with brains between their legs".
Haha, Will. I used to be Mom-Will-You? I had 4 young children all 2 years apart I raised alone. I was maxed out with Mom this, Mom that, and needed a break. I thought I'd scream if I heard "Mom" one more time. So I came up with a brilliant plan that worked. One morning I said to the kids…"Today, all day, my name is 'I-Can-Do-It-Myself' ". I heard my new name many times that day. It was heaven to my ears and everyone laughed all day.