Joke Of The Day

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    A few days ago an elderly man was tooling along through a neiborhood on his wheelchair when he noticed a young boy sitting on the retaining wall in front of his house, crying as if his heart was breaking.

    He pulled alongside the youngster and asked, “Son, what’s the matter? Why are you crying so?”

    “I’m… cry… crying ’cause I can’t do what my 20-year-old brother does,” he said.

    So the old man sat there and cried with him.
     
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    @Lois Winters If I looked like tennis shoe girl, I would be tempted to do the same thing. :D
     
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    If you looked like the tennis shoe girl I'd take up tennis:p
     
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    Check out the humor of some of these Aussie signs.
    [​IMG]

    There is another funny one.. but too many "f" bombs in it to post on a public forum.
     
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    Will I get some flack from you girls for posting this.

    In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested.

    Then God created man, and then they both rested.

    Then God created woman, and since then neither God nor man has ever rested.
     
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    My wife is so negative.

    I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.

    Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
     
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