Patience, my friend. La vendetta è un piatto che va servito freddo. (Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
My rock. I keep it in front of the TV and every once in a while somebody turns it over. It's sort of a long running joke for us.
The only time I really hated waiting for a “lady” and seriously wanted her to hurry up was when I had to sit and converse with her father whilst she took her dern time getting ready. Active Army Master Sergeants are not fun fathers to converse with.
A man went into a local bookshop and asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you keep stationery here?" "No," she said. "Sometimes I move about a bit." What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working? Garden hose. What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write? Oliver Twist.