Coronavirus Jokes

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    Democrat dies during a pandemic: "Let's have a huge indoor funeral."

    Republican dies during a pandemic: "He deserved it for going to a huge indoor event."
     
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    sheesh I like oatmeal raisin.
     
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    covid-tent.jpg

    I am putting this in this thread because I think it's kind of funny, although it is actually a real thing, which makes it even funnier, I guess.
     
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    "If people would just wear masks, the state would open up sooner."

    "If people would just vote Republican, it would have never closed."
     
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    Moreover, they’re saying that smoking pot can get rid of the CV.
    Ah, we’re going to the healthiest nation in the world. No disease and just chillin’
     
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