Just For Laughs

Hey, that happened here several years ago. An old lady, about my age now, hit the accelerator instead of the brake racing into a parking spot in front of a big glass store window and made it 3 car lengths in before stopping. I was about 30 feet away when it happened. No one was hurt. It scared the you know what out of me.

 

Hahaha Beth! I always told kids in elementary school my name was Fay with an e. No one could say Fae the right way and Faetta (my BC name) seemed a bit dated even back then. Surprisingly they didn't spell it Eay, eh?

 

Lois is the name, not Louis. Oh well.

 

Why do you have a different name in British Columbia? I get it, you're on the lam. I won't tell.

 

The ole guy is trying to relive his teen years, when all he wanted was a really hot car.

 

He also must have some really good insurance.

 

Probably not his car, and he actually torched it.

 

His daughter’s recently divorced x-husband’s car perhaps?

 

No, no, no! That's the filler cap for the gas tank. It is NOT an ashtray.

Spiritis sanctum corporatus.