Your Philosophical One Liners

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
—Noel Coward

 

The Two most important days of your life is when you were born and when you discovered why. Mark Twain

 

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

 

This saying teaches that even the longest and most difficult ventures have a starting point; something which begins with one first step.

 

. “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.”
—Erma Bombeck

 

If folks want something different for themselves,
Then they have to start doing things differently.

Old Keys Do Not Unlock New Doors.

 

There are times when it is difficult to decipher whether something said is wisdom or full on stupidity.
An example might be:

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed you have lost a very important part of your life”. (Brooke Shields).

 

I'll take Full on Stupidity for $400, Alex.

 

It is better to understand than to be understood. unknown

 

curiosity kills the cat.