@Mary Alveron "Learning English from native English speakers is so helpful as you continue on your English learning journey". Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy this video about Christmas and Christmas family traditions.
Thank you! I think it is lovely. I do not have time to view the film hardly however I will watch it soon. Thank you for producing the film. Tonight me and my grandson went to Two Another pizza for dinner. Oh my gosh I meant to write Two Brother however it corrected to to another. What the hell? I think it is confusing. My grandson said he was glad to be home from college. He said he wants to get a job though. I said well your first job is to be a student and you did good this semester. I am more impressed. My grandson said I know but I want to prove I can get a job. He said I have never had a job and nowhere wants me to work however I have applied to different jobs. I think it is unlucky. I said well at least you don't have to pay for your school like I did so you are lucky. My grandson said I know however I want to support myself good. I think it is understandable. It is not necessary though hardly. You know the waitresses there all know my grandson because he orders the jalapeno and banana pepper pizza. They said he is the only one. You know I think me and my grandson look unique a little too. They also may remember me because I tip good. I find it hilarious. When we got home I said gee Bill when I go there with my grandson I get treated like I am with a celebrity. That is hilarious. My grandson quipped that he can never change his order or he will let them down. I think it is silly. My husband began to say that they should get a 19 year old girl to work there. I misheard. I thought he said they should get a 19 year old and he was implying that they would hire my grandson. I said yeah Bill Brian already said they are probably the only people who would hire him. I thought it was coincidental. He then said no I said a girl. My grandson was laughing. My husband said he understands what I'm saying. I found his jokes too silly. I said well Bill the waitresses are like 22 or something so they are not that old. My grandson was laughing. He said I think they are more like 35. My grandson may have been embarrassed about the girlfriend jokes huh? I said they always giggle when they see us walk in the restaurant. My husband then made a distasteful comment. I will not write it on this webpage. I think it is wise. My grandson and him were laughing hysterical. My husband Bill said I got away with saying that because she didn't hear me. I said I did hear you I'm just ignoring it. I smiled. I think my husband is insane. On the way home I drove past my neighbors houses. Some of the houses featured beautiful holiday lights. Other light displays looked repulsive. There was a projector light display near me that looked ugly. It projected weird rainbow shapes on the side of a house and they moved around on the cars and the house wall. It looked disorderly. I think it was lousy. My old neighbors have moved out last year and the new people put hundreds of holiday lights around every tree. I think it is lovely however the old people would be mortified due to being environmentalists. They made the nature preserve next door to their house. It is lovely. My husband and grandson headed out to play games on my patio 10 minutes to an hour ago. I said Brian can you close the door my husband is incapable of remembering to close it. That is lousy. He closed it. It did not move though. I said wait it was closed? My grandson said yes. I think it is surprising. I said then what am I looking at next to the window? I then realized the screen door was ajar instead. I then understood what happened. I think it is sensible. I said guys I am going to take a nap. My husband said that means she is going to bed. I said no bill I am just lying down. I think it is obvious. He said it's nighttime Sharon it's not 4 in the afternoon. My grandson chuckled. I said close the door before you go outside! Oh my gosh my husband and grandson are playing bounce the tennis ball into the cooler and my husband just yelled NOOOOO really loud. I am embarrassed. I will leave the computer for a while. I apologize. I am back. I told my husband be quiet or the neighbors will complain that we are too loud. I said the baby next door may be asleep. I think that is obvious. And I am more courteous then most people though. That is great. My husband said shh Sharon you will wake the neighbors. I was annoyed. I said not today bill. I said I will be pissed if I hear a knock at our front door. We don't need that. That is obvious. You know sometimes I do not understand what is being said hardly. Well I am not the biggest English lesson though. I am taking the biggest English lesson rather. That is funny. Today my granddaughter dropped a tennis ball in the bushes. My husband said she will be a good player in our games when she is older. I find it silly. She is three years if age. That is young. Well anyway when my granddaughter dropped the ball she said something. I asked my grandson what did she say. Sometimes I need his family to translate for me because the baby can not speak very well yet. That is normal. Well anyway my grandson said she said it was like the snowflake on Wipeout. I said huh? My grandson explains that my grandbaby enjoys to watch Wipeout. I said is that age appropriate? He said yeah well she can't even understand the jokes anyway. I said yes but the mud is disgusting. That is obvious. My husband did a interview on Zoom today. That is cool. Well when I opened his computer his Zoom username was FM's Tiny Spotlight. I was confused. And my husband is a huge book of jokes though. I do not always understand his puns hardly. I may ask him later. That is a good idea. My grandson just said he found his phone in the door. He then explained that it was the car door. That makes more sense. I was wondering how a phone could be in a door. That is weird to think. I said why didn't you bring it in Publix? My grandson said well I don't usually bring it into stores and restaurants and crap. He then said plus it would lead to me losing my phone even more. Today I read an article that the pandemic may last until 2024. That is lousy huh? I am a huge safety alert during the pandemic however I think it may end soon though. I think it is optimistic. I do not want to wait four years in the pandemic! I am old! I think it is silly. Plus I started to quarantine several months early so I have been doing the quarantine for 2 years now I think. Well I am not quarantining now hardly however I am still being cautious. I think in 2022 it will be safe probably. That is great. We watched a show about an abandoned theme park in China. Well it is not abandoned due to the fact that it never opened in the first place. That had to hurt the national debt right? I think it is lousy. There was an ad before it for a harry potter remake. I think it was called Wonderful Beasts or something. Well the trailer contained a actor who looked reminiscent to me. I could not quite remember his name though. I looked up the name of the movie and it said the actors names. I can not remember now though. That is unfortunate. Well unfortunately I missed the abandoned video due to my research. Is that ironic?
Your story of your visit to Two Brother's Pizza, and Brian's jalapeno and banana @pepper pizza, sounds like the beginnings of a great idea for a movie plot, @Mary Alveron !
Mary, I understand your grandson feeling obligated to order the jalapeno and banana pepper pizza. It happened to me. I ordered one meal a few times at Church's Chicken (fast food). Then the waitress would see my car drive in, and she had the same order ready on the counter by the time I got inside. She was trying to be friendly, so I never did tell her I would like to try something different. Your grandson is very gracious.
It was funny right? I think my grandson is a huge slice of pizza with spicy peppers on it. I hope he does not get exhausted of eating it though. That would be lousy. There is one remaining slice setting in my refrigerator. I will not eat it though. Me and my husband do not possess the desire to consume extremely spicy foods. I think it is wise. My garlic rolls at the restaurant had no flavoring hardly. Oh my gosh I just thought of a situation similar to my grandsons pizza story. Well my friend Sue is not the wisest spending of money. She is a lovely lady however she wastes a lot of money. She is also going to retire in several months. That is dicey. Well she always gets me Christmas presents and spends 50 to 100 dollars on it probably. I think it is amiable however I want her to save for her retirement. I also do not always have room for more gifts hardly. I think it is stressful. Well guess what my friend sent me a text that said she bought my gift but she will also have to bring a toolbox over to build it. I put my hand on my mouth when I inquired the text message. I think it is hysterical however I am nervous what the present will be. I do not want her to spend a lot of money. I also do not want to get a huge gift. I have no desire for my friend to spend a great deal of money for a Christmas surprise and I am not sure it will fit within the walls of my house. That sounds nervous. I told my husband the news. He did not understand why I was saying it. I said I have no space to put a big thing in my house. That was quite obvious. I have now bought a lovely set of dishes for my friend. I think it is nice and I hope she does not have too many dishes already. That would be ironic you know? Today I logged into Facebook. I reset my password. I could not remember it! When I forgot I told my husband that I forgot which deceased cat I named my account after. I find it stressful. You know I am typing on my phone and when I typed deceased the word mask and vaccine came on my keypad. They were two of the suggested words. The other word was just the word at. I think it is weird. Maybe the words popped up because I have looked up them on Google recently. I think it is possible. Well anyway I saw several hilarious memes on Facebook. I also viewed a gross story about a Fedex package handler punching boxes and posting about it on Instagram. That sounds distasteful to me.
Last night I went over to my grandsons other grandparents house for holiday dinner. I think that was lovely. I can not remember what I had to eat hardly. That is lousy. They had a good party though. After the party I played a game. I think it is unusual for me and I am not big on winning games. Well several other players played. The game was called Yatsee. One had to obtain different conversations of numbers on the dice. Oh my gosh I mean combinations. That is hilarious. Well the other grandmother wasn't the biggest book of rules about playing yatzee. I wasn't either. It is fine. She got three sixes. Her son said that would be 18 mom. She said hey I still know how to multiply. Her son said well maybe but you don't know the rules of the game. That is harsh huh? Well she accidentally wrote the 18 in the incorrect row. I think it is understandable though. She had unlucky numbers I think. There was one roll where she got ones twos and threes. She said I can't see why I would want to use this. Her son said well you have to because you rolled it. I think it is unfair maybe. I dropped a dice on the floor accidental. I took several minutes to look for it. I think that was nervous. I did not know how to play good to get the right numbers and stuff. I need to practice the rules though. I will probably not do it hardly. I think it is hilarious. Something funny happened after the game. I escorted my grandsons other grandma to the McDonald restaurant. We ordered several items for my grandsons baby sister. I think it is good. We pulled to the window. The lady revealed the surprise. She said the car in front of you paid for your order. I thought it was cool. Well I read an article about people starting a chain of payments where about five people paid for the order behind them. She was confused though. She said what? She said I don't think the people in front of us even saw us. The lady at the window found the confusion amusing. She said well thank you! I find her pleasant. When we pulled away she said I don't want to be cynical but I don't understand how this benefits anyone but us. I explained that it is like a trend to pay for the order behind you. I think it is lovely.
Mary, Yahtzee is a very difficult game, isn't it? I never learned how. What a nice experience at MacDonald's. I think it's lovely also.
Thank you! I think the comments are pleasant. I also think the comic strip is hilarious. I am more impressed. Today something a little bit nervous happened. I drove to McDonald to pick up a Coke and fries for my husband. I think it is normal. I got in the line. I waited for fifteen minutes. I think it is creepy however that is not the bad part though. I find it explanatory. Well there were several boys behind me messing around. They were not featured in a car though. Two of them were standing on the pavement and one was setting in a shopping cart. I found it odd. Then two more walked up. They were wearing striped pants that resembled the dude in the shopping cart. I think it may have been a gang huh? It may also be a huge matching Christmas pajama party. Oh my gosh those possibilities are quite different to one another. I think it is hilarious and hypothetical. I think at one point they may have been leaning on my farm. I mean car! That is creepy. I was thinking they may take out a can of spray paint and put something obscene on the back of my car. I think it was nervous. They also may have been friends with the cashier and they were just pranking him hardly. I think it s possible. They were talking hugely loud and laughing. I think it is strange. You know if I was a 40 year old dude with biceps I may have walked out of my car and said what's up kids or something. I think it is hilarious. I am a 71 year old elderly lady though. Oh my gosh I do not usually refer to myself as elderly. I do not like that I wrote that. I find it hilarious. When I told my grandson that I thought the kids would write something obscene on my car he thought it was hilarious. I said Brian that would have been creepy if they did that. My grandson said yes but they didn't do I just find the concern amusing. He said the way I revealed it is funny. My husband would say the same thing probably. On the way home I viewed a suitcase standing up on the sidewalk with wheels and the handle pulled up. It looked a little creepy because no one was attending it and it was standing up. One would think that if it was meant to be just a abandoned old suitcsse it would not be standing with the handle pulled out. I think it is possible. 5 to 10 years ago my husband went to a bar. I know it is at least 5 years due to the fact that he has not drank since 2017. I think it is notable. Well anyway he told me he was standing at a urinal and the dude next to him said are you a jockey? I was confused. I said Bill why would they say that? My husband explained that they were making fun of his height due to him being short. I think that's childish. My husband said he then replied yeah and I know a horse's ass when I see one. I find his comment also silly. My husband said after that the man's friend was whooping and said damn due to my husband's comeback. I think it is silly. I do not know how to feel about such a story. I think that is hilarious. Earlier today me and my husband were discussing the pandemic. I said Dr. Fauci's name. I thought I said it good however my husband said I say it wrong. He said the way I say it sounds like another obscene word. I said I thought that is just how one said it. He said well obviously you thought that if you said it. He chuckled. He said how he thought it was pronounced. He said it like Dr. Fockey or something. I said are you sure about that Bill? Well when we watched the news they said it like Faushy I think. I think that is correct. We were both wrong! I think it is silly. This conversation may be hard to understand because it is not verbal hardly. I think it is lousy. Oh my gosh most of my topics in this post mentioned crass content. I apologize. It is a little hilarious looking though'
@Mary Alveron I enjoy your posts. You seem to be a free range rambler in your approach to writing. I find that enjoyable. What kind of car do you drive? Is it a Rambler?
I think the comments are lovely. Thank you for writing them. I think it is hilarious too. Well now I am annoyed because I can not hardly remember what model my car is. I find it hysterical however awkward. Well I am not the biggest revhead hardly. I think it is understandable. I remember that my grandson drives a Subaru Impreza though. I remember this piece of information because the other week my grandson said it and said he was Imprezaed with his car. It was a pun to sound like impressed. I find it creative and typical to him. I am more Imprezaed. I just did a pun! I find it creative. I told my husband and he said isn't that the same exact thing Brian told us last week? I said yes however my bar for puns is pretty low. I find it honest. My husband said I think your bar for puns is buried underground it's so low. That was harsh. I think it is offensive. You know I think Ken Anderson's webpage is amazing. Lovely users feature. Many comments feature. Inappropriate content does not feature hardly. You know I have tried to start a webpage before. One time I created a message board called The Back porch. I found the name to sound pleasant. I posted a picture of my backporch on the message board. The image showed my lovely lawn furniture and windchimes and plants. I was not sure how to upload the pictures however my grandson did it for me though. That was nice. Well anyway after I named my website that my husband said that back porch could also mean something else. I said Bill stop being weird. Well several weeks later I viewed the website again and there were many crass comments and content posted on the website. I thought it was disgusting. I was appalled by the content posted. I think it is understandable. I emailed the support staff to remove the webpage due to inappropriate content. I think it is wise. I told my grandson the news. He thought it was hilarious though. My husband said I told you! I think it is childish. Jeez Marise there are a lot of gross users on the internet huh? I think it is lousy. Well then I created a website called Seeing It All. The website was supposed to be about worldview. I think it is interesting. My husband said wow you have a knack for naming websites. He and my grandson did a highfive. I posted a game called guess where this photo was taken. I think it sounds creative. Well the page also generated crass content by several users. I was shocked. I said oh my gosh does every website get this crap? My husband said maybe you should try naming it something normal. I think it is lousy. Well I then created a website called Seize the Day! An explanation point featured. I think it sounds exciting. It did not generate any obscene content. That is relieving. I also forgot to post anything on it though. While my lovely creation remained family friendly I did not post anything on it hardly. I think it is forgettable. I find that lousy. Well it is probably eliminated now due to being inactive. I think it is understandable. Whenever I attempt to create a website it does not work out hardly. They go bad. This is why I am impressed by your webpage. I had a strange experience at Taco Bell today. When I drove through the line it took 20 to 30 minutes. That is a little long right? I ordered two nachos and a green freeze. When I got to the window two men were standing there. The one man said did to supply chain shortages in Guatamala we may not be able to serve every meal. I said well I only need the nachos and drink. I smiled. They then both said due to supply chain shortages in Guatemala we may not be out of some meals. I was confused. They gave me the nacho. I said does it have everything? The man said yes. He was grinning. The dude behind him said the thing again. I said are you guys doing a joke? I said it pleasant though. I did not look mad probably. I think it is patient. I think it is weird that they kept saying it though. If I were working there I would not keep saying it. I would just say that we do not have a item. And they were not even out of anything I wanted though. The dude then started making the freeze. He said the crap about the supply chain again. Oh my gosh I just thought of a good thing to say back to them. I could have said did they also run out of customer service in Guatemala too? I find it amusing and confrontational. I would probably not say it actual though. I would also not want them to be mad at me when they are preparing food for me. I think it is wise. I should have secretly filmed it and posted it on YouTube though. I could have tagged the taco Bell near where I live so they could see it. I find it high tech sounding. I did not complain though. I think it is forgiving. They also may have been on drugs or something due to how they were acting so weird. I think it is nervous. I will say merry Christmas! I think it is pleasant to exclaim. I will also say happy holidays. I find it politically correct and diverse. My grandkids will visit me tomorrow. That is exciting.