"Some people don't like me till they get to know me, then they hate me" Red Skelton.I can relate to that.
Once upon a time in a land far far away ! This was Houston Tx and I wish for many reasons I could go back to this time again.
In those days I did at one time pay 17 cents a gallon when they were having a Gas War and the prices were almost nothing. I remember crying when it cost me 4 bucks to fill my Tank on the Mustang or the Torino.
It has been noted throughout all of history that no man will truly know everything there is to know about a woman. Among the many differences between the sexes, women are extremely secretive and even have body parts that no man has ever knowingly seen. As I explained a few years ago right here on this forum, no man other than perhaps her doctor knows what a woman’s YET is. I discovered the secret when a newspaper article said that a lady got into a car accident but when the doctor was asked about her medical status, he said she was badly injured and wasn’t sure if he could operate on her Yet. Perhaps a Yet is just a code word women have for something else? Now, true to the above form, I got a rather strange alert on my IPad the other day that had me wondering once again about my wife’s anatomy. *Do Note: I get small alerts whilst doing just about anything on the Pad whether it’s some news quip or even stuff here on the forum. Just a drop-down flag saying such and such and then it disappears. * This one though, was a medical alert and the calendar was having an entry placed in it for an appointment Yvonne was scheduling with her doctor. It was a Transplant day and time. TRANSPLANT??? Yup….. It said, Transplant Bok Choy right there on her medical calendar. Now what the heck is a woman’s Bok Choy and if it’s gonna be transplanted then I shoulda been notified of it earlier!