Let's up the number of Supreme Court justices to twenty, then pack it with gay black women. We'll call it Auntie-Fah. I know. I know. It's not a very good joke. It's the best I can do at 3 AM.
Poem by Dwight: You put a net Funicello in your car? That's bizarre. I'm Disney at the thought But if you got cash I can be bought
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.