Just For Laughs

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    Wait until she puts it into R for Race.
     
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    At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?
     
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    Dunno.

    How old are you? ;)
     
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    The dog has undoubtedly already noticed that it has a tail and you don’t ergo the dog probably already knows.
     
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    How old? That's interesting, my Atoms go back to the beginning, I'm called Infinity man. As The Story Goes there were three gods, their names were fire, water, and earth. It made no sense to them being gods without any disciples. Even Gods need to do something so they invented a game called universe. They each took a third of the universe to create a habitat that could make life that could expand and take over all three sections of the universe. Since they all needed fire, water and earth they borrowed from each other to create their habitat. Each created millions of galaxies with millions of solar systems within there third of the universe. They set up each Galaxy, solar system, black hole so they can move freely and never collide, that was the plan. They didn't want a Catastrophic, ping pong reaction that could destroy there whole habitat.
    Each God created galaxies and solar systems with various mixers and compositions that they felt would produce life. They created suns of different sizes and temperatures, they vary the distances to planets and hope that they would bring life.
    This game was started 13.7 billion years ago In God's Time just a mere few seconds, so far we know the planet earth has life with no means of stretching Beyond their own solar system.
    God known as Earth created the solar system which contains Life as We Know It. The Earth God created 3 mixes would create three life-forms, one would Branch out into millions of creatures from ants to fish to lions, another would create apes, monkeys and humans, the other would be me Infinity man. That's how old I am haha
     
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    Uh. OK.

    So, what kind of dog do you have?
     
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    If you haven't got a knockout punch dazzling with your footwork. uh just wanted to make a story about my age that's the only thing I could come up with.

    Three dogs live in this house 2 are my daughters a pug and a cockapoo, I have a rescue dog that's a mix breed.
     
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    No, that was a great story. I laughed, I cried, I ate JuJuBees.

    You make me miss having a dog.
     
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