Are you a single loser? Are you also a man? Love scientists with The Babylon Bee talked with 1000 actual real-live women and uncovered ten things Christian women are looking for in a man. Only you have the power to mold yourself into the ultimate man and win her heart. Consider embodying one of these amazing qualities: Boaz: If you are Boaz then you can stop reading this list right now. MMM, Boaz... A man with the body of Henry Cavil and the brains of C.S. Lewis: This is the whole package! A believer in the patriarchy who will provide for her and free her from the shackles of corporate America: Also see, Boaz. A guy who doesn't want to have sex with you and then murder the child: This is a pretty important one. A godly man who loves kids and puppies and is over 6' tall and muscular and really tan with fertile seed: This is the kind of man who will give her the freedom to be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant like she's always wanted. A guy with a completed AWANA vest: The only way to know he's truly godly. Boaz had one of these. A dude who never complains about casseroles: Bonus points for loving burnt meatloaf. A man who will wake her up at 4 a.m. to read the King James Bible to her: NIV readers need not apply. Somebody who can open pickle jars and reach things on high shelves: Better get jacked, nerds! A guy who can fold a fitted sheet: Dreamy! Just like MyPillow Giza Dream Sheets. I don't know who Boaz or Henry Cavil are or what an AWANA vest is. I can fold the sheets but I have to first cut off that pesky elastic.
I guess I can see why this is just for laughs. My first hubby I married for young love. My second I married because he didn't want any THING from me but accepted what I offered. and vice versa. PS he is much nicer than I am. And we both have the same financial insights.
So, what are the desires of women? The only thing I’ve learned in 53 years, according to Sigmund Freud, is that women want males to quit asking stupid questions like that, so you’ll have to figure it out for yourself.
I saw her in a small venue in Easton, Maryland. I gave her an autographed picture of me and Barney and then got her to sign my album. She thought that was pretty funny.
Pedo Joe still wants to run for president in 2024. Get real, Joe. You can hardly walk for president. The best you can hope for is to stumble for president. Following your example, your supporters might fall for that.
I sleep all the time. I take a nap in the afternoon. Go to bed around 11. Usually get up at 4. But sometimes something gets me up. Rain, checking on hubby, forgetting to load the dryer. long ago, if I could not sleep, I would give myself a time limit, like, if I am not sleeping in 10 minutes, I have to get up and wash the kitchen floor. It was not a threat but a promise. Now, if I can't sleep i go on SOC. It is easier.