https://babylonbee.com/news/boston-...-child-off-roof-after-she-claims-to-be-a-bird BOSTON, MA — This week, Boston Children's Hospital made history by throwing the first child off the roof based on the child's "felt need to have their birdhood affirmed." The child is now back in treatment in Boston Children's Hospital for broken bones, but the hospital is standing by its decision to fling the child off the roof to affirm their right to flight. "Common questions from parents include: ‘Are you sure we should let little Johnny try to fly?' or ‘Could we try from a lower jump point before committing to the 2nd story?' or ‘Where are you taking my child??'" A promotional video posted by Boston Children's Hospital this week features a mild-mannered doctor describing the "species-affirming care" children can receive. "We always give parents the same answer: always affirm your child's felt needs, never correct or counsel them. If they want to fly, don't take their wings!"
The Bee is always good to get a belly laugh from a conservativeLiberal take it too literally and scream fake news at it
You could call mainstream news real fake news. Babylon Bee is fake fake news. They're not trying to fool you like mainstream news.
From the ads, it seems that the Bee has even been banned from Tik Tok. I mean, the movie Dumb and Dumber is probably considered a demonstration of higher learning on Tik Tok and its the Babylon Bee that gets banned?
... speaking of Tik Tok: Dad Claims Doctor Asked His 3-year-old Son ‘Are You A Boy Or A Girl?’ During Routine Checkup In a now viral video posted to Tik Tok, a father in California claims that a paediatrician asked his 3-year-old son what gender he believed he was during a routine checkup. “So my wife and I are waiting in the room with our son and the doctor comes in, and he sees my son sitting there at the table and the first question that he asks him is, ‘are you a boy or are you a girl?'” the father claimed. The dad continued, “So luckily my son understands obvious tenets of biology at 3 years old and says that he’s a boy, just like his chart says.” “The rest of the appointment I couldn’t even focus because I’m wondering why in the world this guy is asking the question. And then I remembered, ‘oh yeah, I live in California,'” the man added. He then cited a case in Ohio where “a couple lost custody of their teenager for refusing them hormone treatment,” he said, sharing an article headline from the Washington Times that read “Religious parents lose custody of transgender teen for refusing hormone treatment.” Religious parents lose custody of transgender teen for refusing hormone treatment https://t.co/dGWUKKG9iE — The Washington Times (@WashTimes) February 20, 2018 “Call me paranoid but this is where I think we’re heading based on other things that have happened,” the father urges in the video. He also cited a BBC News report headlined “Texas parents battle in court for custody of transgender child.” Texas parents battle in court for custody of transgender child https://t.co/vNmSq6Kzfd — BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) October 25, 2019 “Many are saying that the new proposed Equality Act could lead to more parents losing custody of their kids who want gender transition,” the father further claimed in the video. He concluded, “So again call me paranoid but I’m wondering if the doctor’s asking of the question to my son to see if he can establish a pattern over time that shows that my son wants to be a girl. But here’s the thing, my son is 3. I’m not even going to let him choose what he wants for dinner. "Some days, my son thinks he's a dinosaur. But I'm not going to let him transition to a dinosaur."
After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources close to the Biden Administration, President Biden responded to seeing Trump's jump in poll numbers by ordering the FBI to raid his house too. These orders come at a time when Biden's approval rating has reached record lows, due to 20 consecutive months of unfortunate disasters that allegedly had nothing to do with Biden or his policies, but were the fault of everyone else, especially Trump. [FONT=Inter var, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Segoe UI, Roboto, Helvetica Neue, Arial, Noto Sans, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji, Segoe UI Symbol, Noto Color Emoji][COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)][/COLOR][/FONT]