Dwight, you are so funny. You're one of my favorite people... good lookin too! News In Brief Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In
Funny story. The thing I don't understand is why you were after a bass in a pond. Was it yours and somebody got mad at you and threw it in there? Maybe you should play better next time.
NYC Police To Release Criminals Onto The Streets Faster With Newly Installed Giant Slide U.S. · Sep 20, 2022 · BabylonBee.com NEW YORK CITY — Prison reform advocates are celebrating the NYPD's unprecedented move to put dangerous criminals back out on the street as quickly as possible with the unveiling of the new giant slide. "This slide, while also offering tremendous fun, will allow us to process criminals through our system and shoot them back out onto the street in no time," said New York City Police Commissioner Keechant Sewell in a statement to the media. "We have been searching for ways to keep the most dangerous people out in public as much as possible, and this will help us achieve that goal."