John, each of your jokes is worse than the last. Have mercy. Speaking of which, why do those deaf folks call their crazy hand movements sign language? All the signs I've ever seen are just in plain English.
History will note there was this instance where the attackers ran out of ammunition. So the loaded a severed peasant's head into the trebuchet and fired it at the castle. By sheer luck, it hit the king's son, knocking him off the rampart and killing him. It was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
I'll need to see a text reference for that. I have a feeling you or somebody made that up. Like Thing said when he pointed to Mr. Fantastic, "That's quite a stretch."
Isn't that Barbie on the steak? I used to horrify my little sisters by gluing bits of pubic hair on their androgynous dollies. I was kind of screwed up in the head back then. I'm all better now.