This might come in handy for Don Alaska. Hubby just told me where polar bears keep their MONEY. In snow banks. (and I've been putting up with this for 44 years as of Thursday)
We intend to be like the couple standing before the judge, hubby 98, me 92 getting our divorce. Judge will ask, Why did you wait so long till getting a divorce if it was so bad. We will say, Had to wait till the children died.
Congrats on the 44 and having a man with a sense of humor. Juvenile it may be, but it is still a sense of humor, nonetheless. Maybe time for payback so ask him if he knows what the wild-eyed doe said when she came running out of the forest. If he should inquire what she said, then tell him she said "I will never do that for two bucks again." If he smiles you are good for another 44 years.
Wow, you mean it's spelled 'sense' ? I always thought it was cents of humor. My girl once handed me three pennies and told me that was what my jokes were worth. Arg*. *direct quote from Popeye The Sailor Man
BillyBob rushed up to his brother, LeeRoy and said, "LeeRoy, your house is on fire." "Know it," said LeeRoy. "Well, why don't you do something about it!" "Doin' it right now," LeeRoy replied. "Bin a-prayin' for rain ever since it started."
I've always preferred clean hens, of course, but I figure the dressing or undressing will happen by itself if they like my etchings.
Back in the day, cowboys would hang a lantern on their saddles at night so they could see the trail to follow. This was early Saddle Light Navigation.,