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  1. Mary Stetler

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    This might come in handy for Don Alaska. Hubby just told me where polar bears keep their MONEY.
    In snow banks.
    (and I've been putting up with this for 44 years as of Thursday:confused:)
     
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    Congrats Mary!!
    We’ll be going on something like 20 on the 18th.
     
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  3. Mary Stetler

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    We intend to be like the couple standing before the judge, hubby 98, me 92 getting our divorce.
    Judge will ask, Why did you wait so long till getting a divorce if it was so bad.
    We will say, Had to wait till the children died.:rolleyes:
     
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  4. Mary Stetler

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    Congrats to you guys too. Sometimes we are just made for each other.
     
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    I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
     
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  6. Faye Fox

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    Congrats on the 44 and having a man with a sense of humor. Juvenile it may be, but it is still a sense of humor, nonetheless. Maybe time for payback so ask him if he knows what the wild-eyed doe said when she came running out of the forest. If he should inquire what she said, then tell him she said "I will never do that for two bucks again." If he smiles you are good for another 44 years.
     
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  7. Dwight Ward

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    Wow, you mean it's spelled 'sense' ? I always thought it was cents of humor. My girl once handed me three pennies and told me that was what my jokes were worth. Arg*.

    *direct quote from Popeye The Sailor Man
     
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    BillyBob rushed up to his brother, LeeRoy and said, "LeeRoy, your house is on fire."
    "Know it," said LeeRoy.
    "Well, why don't you do something about it!"
    "Doin' it right now," LeeRoy replied. "Bin a-prayin' for rain ever since it started."
     
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    RIP Boiled Water . . ., .
    . . . . you will be mist.,
     
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  10. Shirley Martin

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    Ad in county paper...... For sale young dressed hens. Absolutely clean and ready for the rooster.
     
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  11. Dwight Ward

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    I've always preferred clean hens, of course, but I figure the dressing or undressing will happen by itself if they like my etchings.
     
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  12. John West

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    Back in the day, cowboys would hang a lantern on their saddles at night so they could see the trail to follow.

    This was early Saddle Light Navigation.,
     
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  13. Shirley Martin

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    Why does Santa like Christmas?

    Because he knows where the bad girls live.
     
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  14. Dwight Ward

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    He stole my address book.
     
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  15. Shirley Martin

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    Ummmmm huh. :)
     
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