Your Philosophical One Liners

I'll look it up in a few right now I'm enjoying my re4st from my walk. But I'm sure it was Mark, I just heard him a couple days ago.

 

I looked it up see below

Oscar Wilde's The Duchess Of Padua: “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

 

OH ok, but it sure sounds like Twain, Huh? Wilde was another very smart man. We don't see many like him around anymore.

 

Mark and Yogi are my two favorite philosophers

 

I like Mark but forgot who is Yogi? I know I hear of him.

 

NY Yankee catcher Yogi Berra

 

Oh that Yogi, yes I like him, he's a card. Although I'm not into professional sports I still like some of the players.

 

"The big print gives it to you; the small print takes it away."

Andy on contracts, from "Amos 'n' Andy".

 

If you have a hammer, everything is a nail.

If you have a welder, everything is whatever you want it to be,.

 

You hit the nail on the head.

 

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

 

A procrastinator’s work is never done.

 

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

 

All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society’s way of preparing you for your driver’s license photo.

 

Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.