Your Philosophical One Liners

Many things are opened by mistake, but none as frequent as the mouth
---Amish

 

Whoever said a horse was dumb—is dumb.

---Old American West

 

Unless you’re the lead sled dog, the view is pretty much the same

--- Eskimo

 

All who have died are equal. –Comanche

 

In the supermarket last week, I heard a middle aged woman saying to a younger woman (probably her daughter), "You don't know your arse from your elbow."

That put a smile on my face, because my Granddad used to say that to me.

 

There will come a time when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, “you are mad, you are not like us.”
St. Anthony the Great

 

I like following Zen one-liner:

"Take my advice and think for yourself" ---Gregg Eisenberg

 

Zen 2:

"I'm giving you quite a bit more unconditional love than you deserve."

 

Zen 3:

"I learn from all people, but the most from those who already agree with me."

 

I hate most people, and the others I haven't met yet.

 

"You can say that again."

 

This one I have to try to practice often, sadly I often fail.

" It is better to understand than to be understood."

 

Part of the Prayer of Saint Francis.