Your Philosophical One Liners

What's a gaster?

 

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

 

" If you want to know who rules over you, just find out who you can't criticize."

 

Don't start anything, and there won't be anything.

 

I heard some strange tails about that fella with the double headed coin.

 

I'm so glad that you like animals, Roger, would you take my elephant for a walk?

 

When you have managed to get everyone arguing, angrily, it's time to hop onto a bus and leave them to it.

 

What a useless hypnotist he was, but I'll have to hop around to his place and ask him how I get my big toe out of my earhole.

 

What goes around comes around.

 

A tiny bit paranoid, perhaps, but why does every cloud treat me like I'm a plant that needs watering?

 

If there are directions for the obvious,
then it is obvious that there are the oblivious who need directions for the obvious.

*e.g.: keep hands and feet out from under a running lawnmower*
*on a Bleach bottle: Do Not Swallow.*

 

Do not put baby inside plastic bag...

 

Ain't nothing but a thing.

 

'Nothing happens in politics that isn't planned ' paraquote Franklin Roosevelt.