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I ordered a new pair of wood stove gloves:
These things are great if you have a fireplace or a wood stove. This is my 3rd pair in 11...
We've had days in the upper 80s. Tonight's gonna get frost. Same for tomorrow night. And maybe Friday.
This always happens here in the spring....
-Leftover half baked potato
I've been getting offers from Groupon for a "custom massage."
The closest I've been to this is when I saw a chiropractor (which was...
I don't recall how you used it with multiple players.
From Zillow, in giving advice to landlords:
Keep in mind that a deposit is refunded if there is no damage done by the pet, just like any other...
See what price he offers, and if it's satisfactory, tell him he has a deal if he (a) installs a tow package and (b) throws in the extended...
B) Witness protection
C) Dirty litter box
ps: Notice the notched ear.
Balance is everything.
And so is leaving the lid up.
I had a Lie Detector game.
It came with cards with pictures on each. The cards had holes punched in them. As I recall, you would put...
Raises some interesting points.
If an apartment complex allows pets, can someone who's allergic have problems if the guy 3 doors down has a cat?...
Same here in Virginia, Von.
We've had several days in the 80s already. Tonight and tomorrow night it's gonna be below freezing.
Some number of...
If enough options were exercised at the same time on the same day to make it seem as though the institution was collapsing, a reasonable man would...
That is great!
I bet the cats are still doing it.
Why? What's the concern?
-Leftover Applebees ribs
-Corn on the cob
-Maybe green beans
For want of an honest media...
Tony "The Hacker" Graviano might catch up to them. Nothing is more frightening than waking up with a bloody scooter wheel on the pillow...