Well, from now on I'm going to self-identify as 40 pounds lighter, 60% less grey, and 30 IQ points higher.
My daughter and I were discussing this topic the other day and I told her that no one should be surprised to hear this bit of news since "anything goes" is being taught these days. Now we will all find out just how far anything can go and for the most part I'm thinking I will not like how far anything goes since I don't like how far it has gone so far.
That already went to the courts near here, when someone from Dover-Foxcroft, Maine wanted to marry his dog. The media lost interest in it after the first splash, but I don't think the wedding ever took place.