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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Joe Riley, Apr 8, 2019.
@Al Amoling YOU are on a roll!!! Those were all just great.
Dunno if it truly fits here but I’ll try.
People do crazy things and it’s common that the craziest things are generally the people behind the wheel of a car.
I heard on the radio this morning that a lady driver who had much too much to drink ........called 911.......on herself.
I didn’t catch who it was so I went to officer Google and asked him and this is just ONE of the many people who have called 911 on themselves.
Why didn't they just park their vehicle and call a friend or uber? The guy who called in, from your link, looks somewhat creepy though.
Sir Walter, you're pretty witty for an entry-level Senior!
Not really funny if you were in it.....but still interesting.
I wonder what caused it?
The traffic jam was "Made in China"....?
THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A
MAN AND HIS WIFE.
PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY.
BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM
I BET THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN NOT TO MOST HUSBANDS O UT THERE:
WOMAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
WOMAN : HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?
MAN: USUALLY ABOUT THREE
WOMAN: HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?
MAN: $5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP (THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SCARY!)
WOMAN: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
MAN: ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE
WOMAN: SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450.
IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY $5400 CORRECT?
WOMAN: IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION,
THE PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?
WOMAN: DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN’T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?
MAN: DO YOU DRINK BEER?
MAN: WHERE IS YOUR AIRPLANE?