Four men were discussing how smart their Dogs were. The first was an Architect, who said his dog could do Geometry. His dog's name was T-Square, and told him to get some paper and draw a Square, a Circle, and a Triangle, which the dog did with no problem. The second was an Accountant, who said his dog Slide Rule was better. He told him to fetch 2 dozen cookies, bring them back and divide them into 3 equal piles, which he did with no trouble. The third man was a Chemist, and he told his dog Measure to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10-ounce glass, which the dog did with no problem. All three men agreed that this was very good and that all of their dogs ere equally smart. They then turned to the Union Member and asked: "What can your dog do?" The Teamster member then called his dog, whose name was Coffee Break, and said "Show the fellows what you can do!" Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, pissed on the paper, humped the other 3 dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so, then filed a Grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workman's Compensation, and left for home on Sick Leave. Hal