Anybody Remember Confucius Say Philosophy?

Like this one:

Confucius say: "Man who fart in Church must sit in own Pew."
or
Confucius say: "Man who rush through airport turnstile going to Bangcock."

Note to Moderator: If this belongs in "Make Me Laugh", could you transfer it there?

Thanks,
Hal

 

I was going to give you two classics, e.g. "Give a man a fish....." and "Choose a job you love...." but then wasn't sure if they can really be attributed to Confucius. Some say this and others say so.

 

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

...so many quotes attributed to Confucius..are anything but.. we'll never knwo, but some are wise, and some are just fun regardless.

 

"Family that stick together need to bathe more often!" -- Confucius