Are You Bored?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Shirley Martin, Dec 12, 2018.

  1. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2015
    Messages:
    55,628
    Likes Received:
    23,289
    Are you feeling tired? Listless? Bored? Lonely?

    Has your get up and go got up and went? Is the most excitement in your life watching Granny darn Grandpa’s socks? Have your hemorrhoids flared up? Do you have bad breath? Athlete’s foot? Ladies, is your love life so desperate that you wrote your phone number on the wall in the men’s restroom? Men, have you considered calling a dating service?

    Well, my friends, you have come to the right place! Yes, sir, I’m telling you we have the cure for all your troubles! Right here on this board! All you have to do is join. And, for an unlimited time, it’s totally free! Join now and give us just a few minutes a day and all your troubles will vanish! Men, you will have a body that men will respect and women will admire. Women, other women will be jealous of your looks and intelligence. But hurry, remember this offer is only good for an unlimited time! Join now!
    It's absolutely free!


    Not real sure about your love life, though. That might be beyond hope. :p

    Rebroadcast as a public service.
     
    #1
  2. Bill Boggs

    Bill Boggs Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    May 13, 2015
    Messages:
    5,747
    Likes Received:
    7,721
    I'm so bored and lovelorn I have started reading electric typewriter.
     
    #2
    Ken Anderson likes this.
  3. Jack Knight

    Jack Knight Very Well-Known Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2018
    Messages:
    48
    Likes Received:
    81
    I'm not bored just really patient. I've been watching this one particular blade of grass for the last month. Measuring it about ever three days then back to watching.
     
    #3
  4. Bill Boggs

    Bill Boggs Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    May 13, 2015
    Messages:
    5,747
    Likes Received:
    7,721
    That must be like losing weight and weighing every morning. You're convinced the scale will change eventually.
     
    #4
  5. Tex Dennis

    Tex Dennis Veteran Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2018
    Messages:
    911
    Likes Received:
    1,554
    Not hardly just not enough days in the week here, today I had lunch with the doctor I worked for in high school and took my dentist (best friend) with me, tomorrow staying home, fishing Friday if weather allows, shooting a pistol match Saturday, Sunday eating with my dentist cooking for several or maybe fishing again, Monday fishing. Just my next few days coming plans, my normal weekly activities here. I don't slow down much. All will be weather related, I do not do well indoors and DO NOT watch sports!
     
    #5
  6. Patsy Faye

    Patsy Faye Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2015
    Messages:
    13,568
    Likes Received:
    16,301
    Oh my goodness sake - what a great start to me day !
    Not feeling bored at this minute, too busy giggling away the minutes - loved every post ! :p
     
    #6
    Chrissy Cross likes this.
  7. William DeFox

    William DeFox Very Well-Known Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2018
    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    199
    I'm seldom bored, although parts of some days can seem to drag a little. What always amazes me is how many adolescents profess to be bored despite their high energy, limited responsibilities, and wealth of options.
     
    #7
  8. Babs Hunt

    Babs Hunt Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2016
    Messages:
    8,565
    Likes Received:
    12,083
    Bored is not a word in my vocabulary during this season of my life for sure! :)
     
    #8
    Chrissy Cross likes this.
  9. Chrissy Cross

    Chrissy Cross Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2015
    Messages:
    19,089
    Likes Received:
    18,917
    Not too bored, actually feeling a little pressured because Christmas is getting closer and I still have gifts to buy and things to do.

    I got more accomplished when I was on my self imposed break on here, lol

    Guess I'm a forum addict.
     
    #9
  10. Cody Fousnaugh

    Cody Fousnaugh Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2015
    Messages:
    12,750
    Likes Received:
    8,743
    Same as me!:D
     
    #10
    Chrissy Cross likes this.
  11. Cody Fousnaugh

    Cody Fousnaugh Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2015
    Messages:
    12,750
    Likes Received:
    8,743
    Not that bored, when I have laundry to do, bed to change, run/unload dishwasher, vacuum, dust...…..all things I do during the week, when wife is at work. Then there is some sorting out (to get rid of) and packing for our move.

    Weekends are filled with breakfast out and perhaps dinner also, watching some NFL on Sundays. Perhaps if the weather gets better, we can head to the range and shoot again.
     
    #11
  12. Chrissy Cross

    Chrissy Cross Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2015
    Messages:
    19,089
    Likes Received:
    18,917
    Well I have household chores also but they are Boring!
     
    #12
    Lulu Moppet likes this.
  13. Tex Dennis

    Tex Dennis Veteran Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2018
    Messages:
    911
    Likes Received:
    1,554
    Plans change, today helped a friend get a new cell phone played with dogs, bad weather day tomorrow so will be home with dogs, Saturday fishing in Okla, Sunday cooking for friends spending day with my best friend, Monday back to Okla fishing, Wed-Thurs fishing locally all as of right now. Bored heck no!
     
    #13
    Lulu Moppet likes this.
  14. Lon Tanner

    Lon Tanner Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2016
    Messages:
    5,596
    Likes Received:
    5,314
    Oh Yes, I am bored outta my gord today. Had a horrible night of no sleep and can't even nap this afternoon, My eyes burn and I don't feel like reading. May try Netflix later.
     
    #14
  15. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
    Registered

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2015
    Messages:
    55,628
    Likes Received:
    23,289
    I'm sorry about all that, @Lon Tanner . Do you have any idea why you couldn't sleep? Your eyes might burn from lack of sleep. Do you have any eye drops? That might help.
     
    #15

Share This Page