Attempted Murder

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    murder
    [mur-der]

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    Word Origin

    noun
    1.
    Law. the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. In the U.S., special statutory definitions include murder committed with malice aforethought, characterized by deliberation or premeditation or occurring during the commission of another serious crime, as robbery or arson (first-degree murder) and murder by intent but without deliberation or premeditation (second-degree murder)
    2.
    Slang. something extremely difficult or perilous:
    That final exam was murder!
    3.
    a group or flock of crows.
     
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    A murder of crows!
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    After the murder, comes a wake!! ;)

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    which is attended by a convocation of the family and friends.

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    The convocation of the family at the wake of the murder victim will all have a favorite memory! I challenge someone else to add to the story! :rolleyes:

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    @Mal Campbell Challenge accepted! "The convocation of the family at the wake of the murder victim will all have a favorite memory, however many who over ate were embarrassed by their borborygmus."
     
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    Favorite memories, bring Hope, which Bobs and rises above the borborygmus clouds!;)
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    Okay, phonics please on borborygmus. I looked the word up but the pronunciation of it escapes me.:oops:
     
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    Hmmm, thought you would stump me, LOL

    And all animals can have this experience!
     
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    Great memories took my brain to Bob Hope....and the Hope butterfly graphic...similar to the murder graphic.;)
     
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    Since they were feeling borborygmus, they went outside, and saw a blizzard (snow geese).

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    This was a great nuisance (cats).
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    So they took cover (colts) in the stable (horses)

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    To help with the game, here's a link to a great site that gives names for groups of animals.

    http://www.writers-free-reference.com/172groupnames.htm
     
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    Get the idea but not sure if I doing it correctly.

    So the horse called the (team)

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    To ring for (troop) support

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    A Whale of a tale!...Like big peas in a big Pod!
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