Automobile Mentioned In The Bible

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  1. Hal Pollner

    Hal Pollner Veteran Member
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    I don't recall the Chapter or Verse, but there is a line in the Scripture that says: "...and they were all in one Accord."

    It must have been in the NEW testament.

    Hal
     
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  2. Hal Pollner

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    So check your Search Engine for Religious Humor...there are some pretty good 'uns there!

    Like the Nun filling her empty gas tank from a Bedpan!

    Hal
     
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    When we were at school we used to know some funny ones, I can't remember them all now but I do remember the joke about a motorbike being mentioned in the bible''....

    ''For the roar of David's triumph could be heard throughout the land ( or something like that)


    ..and a favourite one which got me detention in RE studies was.. ''Jesus told Lazarus to come forth...and Lazarus came forth... and won a bag of nuts!!! :D
     
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    In the New Testament, a passage reads: "...and the Disciples were in one Accord."

    Hal
     
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    A preacher mentions during his sermon that all modern problems have a reference in the Bible. After church, a lady stops him and challenges him to find a reference to PMS in the Bible. He accepts the challenge and tells her he will answer her next Sunday.

    Sure enough, next Sunday he opens his Bible and points to a verse in the book of Mark: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."
     
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