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  1. Sir Walter Pasty

    Sir Walter Pasty Veteran Member
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    Quasimodo is retiring from Notre Dame Cathedral and is auditioning bell-ringers.
    He runs an ad in the French Gazette. A guy from a nearby village applies. Quasi explains to the applicant that to ring the bell, he must grab the rope as high up as possible, pull it down to the floor and then let go.

    "Go ahead, try it!" he says.

    The guy grabs the rope and pulls it down to the floor, but fails to let go and the rope yanks him up and he bangs his head on the bell on his way up, knocking him unconscious. He falls out of the window to the street below, and to his death.

    A crowd gathers below and Quasi runs down to where the dead applicant is lying dead in the street. A passerby asks, "Hey Quasimodo, you know this fellow?"

    "No," says Quasimodo, "but his face rings a bell."
     
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  2. Patsy Faye

    Patsy Faye Supreme Member
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    Wo-ho ! Ding-dong ! :p
     
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  3. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    That's gotta hurt!:D
     
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